So I got the job and re-negotiated the terms of
reference and was asked how 'soon can you get out there?' This was in January. I
just got here 2 days ago!
Between January and last week, all sorts of things
happened:
Amazing daughter got into the drama school of her
choice. We (I say we because every 'stage mum' knows that we might not be in
front of the audition panel ourselves, but we live through every
audition with our children), we applied to 6 schools, decided to audition for our top 3 and were offered places in 2. We accepted amazing daughter's top choice
So she's sorted and I don't feel guilty going off
on my adventure. I informed my employers I would be ready to leave by mid-February. Being a bit of a control freak, I went into full planning mode:
- I did 'le big shop' (almost had to hire the Costco self-drive
van!)
- Cooked enough food to feed an army for 6 months and filled the
freezer
- Bought all amazing daughter's drama school supplies (apologies to
the drama school admin for hounding them for information while they were
still auditioning).
- Started hunting for accommodation for amazing daughter for
September (had to give this one up as Estate Agents and landlords just
were not willing to hold a flat for me until September unless I actually
started paying rent right away!)
- Got a health check and updated all my vaccinations (this is
important folks; do as I say AND do, get your jabs if you're planning
an adventure!)
- Invited all my friends for a big dinner and announced my imminent
departure
- Filled a gazillion forms for my employer in line with our
'international secondment policy'
- Bought a couple of new suitcases, read up a little bit on Kenya and
waited ...
And waited...
For a work permit!
Then the call from our international office at the
end of March 'when do you want to fly out to Nairobi?’ the cheerful officer
asks. Since this was just a few days before Easter, I opted for the weekend
after Easter, mid-April.
Re-packed my suitcase, invited more friends over
for dinner; went for my office leaving lunch, then...
Oops, we applied for the wrong permit; we need a
'Special Pass, not a Work Permit! How long will that take? Anything from 2
weeks to 6 months!!! Two weeks to 6 months!! I this point I was introduced to
my first Kenyan phrase: 'pole pole' (means slowly slowly....)
Well it took another 6 weeks, but here I am, in
Kenya, with the right paperwork, about to embark on my adventure
Now if I was one of those people who believe in
signs and portends, I should still be home in Yorkshire (which I hear is having
nicer weather than Nairobi right now). After all the delays for the paperwork,
I was set to travel only for the British Airways website to refuse to allow me
to check-in online. Called their customer service and spent one hour on the
phone with the most incompetent call-handler in the universe who still didn't
fix things. Spent over 4 hours in total on the phone with British Airways in the
24 hours preceding my departure before the problem was resolved. Then, just 3
hours before I was due to fly from Leeds to London on the first leg of my
journey, British Airways cancelled the flight!!! You couldn't make it
up!!
But not being superstitious, I hopped on a
train with my 4 large suitcases (never understood the concept of travelling
light; I might actually need that kitchen sink!) and made it to London and
caught the connecting flight to Kenya
Downside, family have already worked their way through most of the 6 months worth of food in the freezer, so long-suffering darling husband is going to have to brush up his culinary skills!
Next post, first impressions
Ebere, please let me know when you'd like your assistant (me) to join you. Nkem
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for more ......
ReplyDeleteNne well done ooh - All sounds very exciting from the comfort of my arm chair in London. Look forward to reading your blog -Stay well and safe! Emeka
ReplyDeleteOr back to secondary school asoki ways and things.
ReplyDeleteOr it's back to asoki ways and things.
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